Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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