everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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