So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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