I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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