i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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