Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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