dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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