she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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