i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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