i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He kissed a someone with a penis
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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