at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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