I want to stick my p in your. b.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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