so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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