So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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