we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
