There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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