No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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