love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
