I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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