We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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