is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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