Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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