dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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