omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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