Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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