he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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