So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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