Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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