Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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