I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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