so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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