Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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