rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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