Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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