Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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