yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
