i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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