Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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