About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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