As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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