just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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