It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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