I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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