if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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