im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Im part way to drunk.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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