absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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