how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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