dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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