Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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