No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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