do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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