by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Randomize
