I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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