on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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