Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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