i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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