Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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