I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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