Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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